THINK: If you are one of those who claim to give over 100% in anything you do, you may want to think again. Or, what are you thinking? Ever heard someone say they give 118% in a relationship or at work?

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Here is a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H-A-R-D-W0-R-K: (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E:(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) =96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E: (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) =100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T: (2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20) =103%

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G: (1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7)=118%

So one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, the Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

This joke is not original(Not mine, the sketch is. Can you see how much I struggled with the sharpie?). Have a nice day!

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